Are My Roots Showing?

Some time ago I decided to stop buying anything Sony. I finally realized that everything I had ever bought that bore the brand Sony laptop battery either stopped working properly or stopped working entirely. Whether it was a whacky WalkMan or a dingy DiskMan, Sony’s sordid pass drug test sound machines always went on the fritz.

And then they go and do this.

C’mon Sony … keep giving more reasons to hate you.